The Girlfriend…
He was Cheating on Me!

I just discovered that my cat-whom I had thought loved only me-has a girlfriend! The little bastard! 😹 When did this happen?
I found out about his infidelity last night. I had opened the front door to go out to the mailbox, and when I did… whomp! Out he went. He trotted down the front steps, crossed the lawn to the street out front, and dashed across to the sidewalk on…